Samuel is Shiori's bitch ~pg13~

[Zigfried "Ziggy" Totemo]

okay~ this will explain the crack pairing known as Shiori x Samuel

Yahoo! Messenger (9/26/2008 10:27:40 PM): Samuel has joined the conference.

Samuel (9/26/2008 10:27:45 PM): hello?
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:27:49 PM): hi
Samuel (9/26/2008 10:27:58 PM): who else is supposed to be here.
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:28:12 PM): Hiroshi
Samuel (9/26/2008 10:28:19 PM): ok
Yahoo! Messenger (9/26/2008 10:28:43 PM): Hiroshi has joined the conference.
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:28:57 PM): Hi Hiroshi
Samuel (9/26/2008 10:29:07 PM): O.o
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 10:29:08 PM): Hi Ziggy
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 10:29:12 PM): Hi Guy
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:29:15 PM): Shut Samuel
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:29:22 PM): *shut up
Samuel (9/26/2008 10:29:32 PM): -_-
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:29:50 PM): *giggle* I love you Hiroshi!!!
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 10:29:52 PM): c:
Samuel (9/26/2008 10:30:21 PM): *sigh* Samuel is a pittiful excuse of a human being.
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 10:30:28 PM): I LOVE YOU TOO ZIGGY!
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:30:43 PM): Ziggy: yay! ........ yea he kinda is
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 10:30:51 PM): I LOVE YOU SAMUEL, YOUR SO HILARIOUS.
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:30:53 PM): jk
Samuel (9/26/2008 10:30:56 PM): Yeah.
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 10:30:58 PM): Hiroshi: ......:c
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:31:28 PM): Ziggy: I'm only kidding darling~ I love both of you. but i'd rather be fucked by Hiroshi~
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:31:57 PM): Ziggy: My milkshake brings all the peanuts to mars!!
Samuel (9/26/2008 10:31:58 PM): Mmk...
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 10:32:24 PM): Hiroshi: UH......W-WAIT WHUT....
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:32:51 PM): Ziggy: lolz ///// Shiori*lopunny*: LoLo!!! (i loves you Samuel)
Samuel (9/26/2008 10:33:20 PM): Samuel: Thanks, at least something loves me.
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 10:33:35 PM): Hiroshi: ZIGGY, HONEY,CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT THIS IN PUBLIC.
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 10:34:12 PM): Hiroshi: I LOVE YOU
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:34:50 PM): Ziggy: Of course we can! ^w^ /// Shiori: *tries to eat Samuel's ponytail*
Samuel (9/26/2008 10:35:11 PM): Samuel: Ah! Don't eat my hair!
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:35:57 PM): Ziggy: Shiori... hun~ you dont know where that's been! /// Shiori: Lo... punny... (yea... youre right)
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 10:36:13 PM): Hiroshi: ..... I uh.....What?
Samuel (9/26/2008 10:36:23 PM): Samuel: I wash my hair you know.
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:37:39 PM): Ziggy: I know. But it has to have been somewhere... ~duh~ /// Shiori: LoLo-punny Lopunny Lo!! (Don't be mean to my master!!)
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 10:37:53 PM): *DAMMIT, ALL HIROSHI SAYS IS ' UH ' >:c.* Hiroshi: I Love You Samuel!
Samuel (9/26/2008 10:38:06 PM): Samuel: Sure you do.
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:39:17 PM): Ziggy: Nownow... I'm sure he does... /// Shiori: Lo~ LoLopunny (yea. someone has to.)
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 10:39:27 PM): Hiroshi: B-But I Do Love You! *HOT KISS FOR SAMUEL, UNF*
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:39:59 PM): Ziggy: Oh Hell no!! *pushes Samuel off a cliff*
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 10:40:20 PM): Hiroshi...... :c
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:40:30 PM): Shiori: LOLO!!! (My love!!!)
Samuel (9/26/2008 10:41:10 PM): Samuel: *teleports back with Mr. E* That's what ghost pokemon are for...
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 10:41:39 PM): Hiroshi: Can you be my boyfriend?
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:41:41 PM): Ziggy: Hi hun~ /// Shiori: Lopunny! (yay
Samuel (9/26/2008 10:41:55 PM): Samuel: Who?
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:41:57 PM): Ziggy:......................................................*cries*
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 10:42:47 PM): Hiroshi: WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THE HOT SWEET PASSIONATE LOVE THAT I HAVE FOR YOU?
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:43:10 PM): Ziggy: *cries more*
Samuel (9/26/2008 10:43:17 PM): Samuel: Wait... I'm confused here...
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:43:22 PM): me too
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:43:44 PM): no it's not
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 10:44:08 PM): Lol, i dunno. HIROSHI'S BORING BUT W/E. lol, jk. srry for OOC Hiroshi. >:c
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:44:23 PM): lolz
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 10:44:24 PM): Hiroshi: I Love You Ziggy!
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:44:37 PM): Ziggy: Yay! *hugs Hiroshi*
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:45:09 PM): Shiori: LopunnyLo! (yay!) *pushes Samuel off a cliff*
Samuel (9/26/2008 10:45:10 PM): Samuel: Hmmm... it seems my confusion leaves me in the dark once more.
Samuel (9/26/2008 10:46:00 PM): Samuel: *teleports back again* Why does that keep happening?
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 10:46:02 PM): Hiroshi: *Hot kisses Ziggy because thats all he's good for :c. OMG, GUYS. SAMUEL :c :c :c*
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:47:11 PM): Ziggy: What happened? o.o? /// Shiori: LoLo! Lopunny!! (My love! Youre alive!!) *hugs Samuel
Samuel (9/26/2008 10:48:01 PM): Samuel: *Hugs Shiori* Try to keep them from pushing me off the cliff. ok?
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:48:28 PM): Ziggy: ......hun.......... ^^; /// Shiori: *evil smile*
Samuel (9/26/2008 10:49:06 PM): Samuel: *walks away and sighs* Gah, am I THAT disposeable?
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 10:49:19 PM): Hiroshi: ....... * leaves Ziggy and for no reason hugs samuel.* { SRSLY GUYS, HIROSHI KIND OF SUCKS }
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:49:20 PM): Ziggy: No come back!
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:50:34 PM): Shiori: LoLo! Lopunny! (whee! I love violence!) *Pushes Ziggy off a cliff.
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:50:47 PM): Ziggy: OMFG!!! *is saved by Onna
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 10:51:35 PM): Hiroshi: *STILL HUGGING SAMUEL. OR SOMETHING*
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:51:46 PM): Ziggy: >:c
Samuel (9/26/2008 10:52:28 PM): Samuel: *looks at Ziggy then smiles just before hugging Hiroshi back*
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 10:53:05 PM): Hiroshi: * IS GLAD FOR THE LOVE, AND LOVES IT. MAN HUG CONTINUES*
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:53:42 PM): Shiori: LopunnyLo! (I is sorry!) *hugs Ziggy* //// Ziggy: it's okay... *hugs Shiori* and thanks for saving me Onna. *hugs Onna* //// Ziggy: *cries*
Samuel (9/26/2008 10:53:56 PM): Samuel: *steals a kiss from Hiroshi then runs away*
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:54:42 PM): Ziggy: >:c Back off bitch! *chases Samuel and beats him up*
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 10:55:07 PM): Hiroshi: *touches cheek, MELTS INTO A HAPPY PUDDLE. IM KINDA SURPRISED ZIGGY DOESN'T COME OVER HERE TO STRAIGHTEN UP HIS BEEYOTCH. *
Samuel (9/26/2008 10:55:14 PM): Samuel: Gah Ziggy! I didn't mean anything by it!
Ziggy (9/26/2008 10:58:26 PM): Ziggy: yea right! *walks back over to Hiroshi* I love you!
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 10:58:57 PM): Hiroshi:.... Oh I love you Too Samuel! *HUGS ZIGGY*
Samuel (9/26/2008 10:59:13 PM): Samuel: *sits on the ground dressing his wounds* It seems I can't even play around...
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:00:09 PM): Ziggy: lolz
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:02:44 PM): Hiroshi: Hey Ziggy.... have you gained weight?
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:03:01 PM): OoO
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:03:07 PM): Dude!
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:03:11 PM): Samuel: What kind of a question is that to ask?
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:03:30 PM): WHAT.
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:03:34 PM): Ziggy: *cries* wahhhhh! You knocked me up!
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:04:12 PM): Smauel: Is that medicly possible?!
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:04:41 PM): Ziggy: STFU! It's Anime! Never question the AnimeGod!!!
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:04:50 PM): Hiroshi: .....B-BUT WE HAVEN"T EVEN HAD SEX YET......... YOU WHORE.
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:05:03 PM): Ziggy: I'm no whore!!!
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:05:15 PM): Samuel: *stunned*
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:06:13 PM): Hiroshi: WELL THATS NOT MY BABY.
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:06:25 PM): Ziggy: Then who's is it?
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:06:50 PM): Samuel: *still sitting in silence*
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:06:55 PM): Hiroshi: ...WELL THAT ONLY LEAVES......S-SAMUEL?
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:07:03 PM): Hiroshi: SAMUEL HOW COULD YOU
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:07:13 PM): Samuel: It wasn't me!
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:07:27 PM): Shiori: Lo.... Lopunny. (wow... good movie.) *eats popcorn*
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:07:46 PM): Ziggy: Omg! What if it was the aliens!?
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:08:43 PM): Hiroshi: And Ziggy! I....I Thought You Loved Me! *MAN CRY* (lol aliens <3)
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:09:24 PM): Ziggy: I do love you hunny! I really do! *hugs Hiroshi and cries*
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:10:44 PM): Hiroshi: *SOB* Well Then How Could Sleep With Samuel!??!!? NO. WE CANT BE TOGETHER ANYMORE.
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:11:11 PM): Ziggy: I didn't sleep with Samuel!! T.T
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:11:32 PM): Samuel: It really isn't mine.
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:12:01 PM): Ziggy: *sips tea with Shiori*
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:12:23 PM): Hiroshi: .....Oh Okay Then c: *sits content kisses Ziggy and pretends nothing happened. BECAUSE. NOTHING. HAPPENED. *
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:12:56 PM): Ziggy: yay! * kisses Hiroshi*
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:13:03 PM): Samuel: *reluctantly joins them*
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:13:48 PM): Hiroshi: .....so, now what?
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:14:04 PM): Samuel: Yeah... now what...?
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:14:09 PM): Shiori: LoLO! Lopunny!!! (NoNO! Whore, youre mine!!!) *drags Samuel away by the hair*
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:14:32 PM): Hiroshi: *Looks to Ziggy for the answer.*
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:14:45 PM): Samuel: Gah! Dammit! Stop!
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:15:24 PM): Ziggy: aw~ aren't they cute!? /// Shiori: LoLo! (yea!) *kisses Samuel on the cheek*
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:15:54 PM): Hiroshi: *CONFUSED. LOL. SRSLY GAIZ, WHATS GOING ON *
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:16:29 PM): (samuel is probably about to get raped.)
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:17:14 PM): Hiroshi: * AVERT THINE EYES. * (LOL, CRACK <3 )
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:17:34 PM): Ziggy: *turns away* /// Shiori: LopunnyLo! (youre my bitch!) *dons dominatrix BSDM outfit*
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:18:03 PM): Samuel: *eyes widen* h-holy hell...
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:18:14 PM): lolz
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:18:21 PM): i have to draw that now
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:18:28 PM): O.o
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:18:33 PM): Hiroshi: Uh........*OH DEAR SWEET LORD. YES. DO. IT.*
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:19:04 PM): SRSLY, DO IT. IF YOU WONT I TTLY WILL.
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:19:21 PM): We both should!!!
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:19:39 PM): OMG WE SHOULD.
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:19:45 PM): (sigh)
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:20:16 PM): Shiori: LoLo! Lopunny! (Shutup! Beg for mercy!) *whips Samuel*
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:20:52 PM): Hiroshi: .....? :c
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:21:10 PM): Ziggy: i dont wanna know...
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:21:31 PM): Samuel: Mr. E! Help me! Mr E: Gen-gengar.... Gengar. (Why? I saved you twice already.)
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:21:58 PM): Ziggy: Yea! For real! What is he your slave?
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:22:04 PM): Hiroshi: Um......Ziggy, shouldn't you do something?
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:22:34 PM): Ziggy: Like Hell i'm getting in that little shinanagin
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:23:20 PM): Samuel: *cries* Why doesn't anyone help me...?
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:23:39 PM): Hiroshi: ......:C..... *CONTINUES WATCHING*
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:24:14 PM): Shiori: Lopunny! Lo! Lopunny! (scream! Now! say my name bitch!) //// Ziggy: ......................o.o
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:25:26 PM): Hiroshi: *WATCHES. OMG *
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:25:35 PM): Mr. E: Gen... Genar. (Ok... I'll help.) *teleports Samuel way*
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:25:47 PM): Onna: ..................HauntHauntHaunt! (hahaha!)
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:26:02 PM): Ziggy: thank god...
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:26:49 PM): Shiori: LoLo? Lopunny... (what? aw man...) *goes to drink tea with Ziggy*
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:26:55 PM): Hiroshi: ...... Hm, I wasn't kind if starting to get into i-.......Yes, *COFF* thank goodness.....
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:27:07 PM): Samuel: I'm ok, No thanks to you all. Thank you Mr. E.
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:27:19 PM): *SIPPING TEA LOL. *
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:28:10 PM): Ziggy: @hiroshi ....o.O you were getting into that weren't you?
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:28:35 PM): Hiroshi: *joins the others for a spot of tea.* No............ *SIPS*
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:28:45 PM): Ziggy: @samuel And i know you were
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:29:03 PM): Samuel: *sits back down and lets Zula out* She'll protect me...
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:29:31 PM): Shiori: LOLO! (MY LOVE!) *hugs Samuel*
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:30:04 PM): Hiroshi: *HAS NO POKEMANZ. SITS IN DESPAIR AND SIPS *
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:30:09 PM): Zula: Ty... (no...) *pushes Shiori away*
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:30:47 PM): Shiori: Lo! >:c (Hey!)
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:31:55 PM): Hiroshi: *SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD* :c
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:32:17 PM): Zula: Ty... Tyranitar! (What... I'm protecting him.)
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:33:08 PM): Shiori: Lo! Lo! Lopunny!!! (But! But! I love him!!!) *cries*
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:34:05 PM): Zula: Ty... Tyranitar! (Then... don't rape him!)
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:34:39 PM): Shiori: LoLo! Lopunny! (I didn't! It was just foreplay!) >:c
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:35:38 PM): Zula: Ty! Tyranitar! (What? He said no!)
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:35:52 PM): Hiroshi: *WOW, HIROSHI"S BORED. Tries to Feel up Ziggy. *
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:37:28 PM): Ziggy: ^///^ *totally lets him*
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:38:08 PM): Samuel: *adjusts his tie* Why are pokemon fighting over me?
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:38:28 PM): Hiroshi: *kind of failing at it, BUT HE'S GOT PERSEVERANCE. KEEPS TRYING*
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:39:51 PM): Ziggy: Oh Hiroshi~ *totally ignores Samuel* ///// Shiori: Lopunny! (I want you Samuel!)
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:40:55 PM): Samuel: I wish I had a pokemon translator... Zula: Tyranitar... (he can't hear you...)
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:41:45 PM): Shiori: Lopunny Lo! (Well he knows im yelling at him!)
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:42:12 PM): Zula: Ty... (Indeed...)
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:42:43 PM): It's kinda sad isn't it Samuel... the only thing that wants your body, you cant understand a word it's saying xp
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:43:08 PM): Shut it!
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:43:30 PM): Shiori: LoLo! (Samuel I loves you!)
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:43:38 PM): Lol.
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:43:41 PM): Hiroshi: * All the yelling gets him out of the mood. Stops molesting Ziggy, just kinda sits and watches. *
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:43:57 PM): Ziggy: Onoez!
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:44:25 PM): Samuel: *lies his head down on the table* Gah....
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:44:47 PM): Ziggy: We didn't have a table
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:45:14 PM): Hiroshi: ..........*looks over at the magic table* .....so...uh
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:45:22 PM): lolz
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:45:31 PM): (No one said there wasn't that.)
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:45:56 PM): no one said there was either
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:46:16 PM): I only assumed.
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:46:23 PM): lolz
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:46:36 PM): Lol. Theres a cliff and a table. Where are we exactly.
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:46:52 PM): inside a Pokeball
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:47:01 PM): wha?
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:47:12 PM): LOL.
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:47:35 PM): random.
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:47:50 PM): like everything else wasn't
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:48:09 PM): True.
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:48:18 PM): indeed.
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:48:32 PM): Shiori wants you Samuel! XD
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:48:49 PM): I know...
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:49:13 PM): Haha XD
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:49:29 PM): Shiori: LoLo Lopunny~ (come with me my love~)
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:49:39 PM): *no pun intended
Samuel (9/26/2008 11:49:58 PM): Samuel: Neh!
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:50:12 PM): *Pun? What pun?*
Hiroshi (9/26/2008 11:50:30 PM): *......OH LOL. NM*
Ziggy (9/26/2008 11:51:42 PM): lolz

[Poppii]

DISREGARD THE FACT THAT SHIORI HAS NO TAIL. :c