Because you lack hatred...(The Game)

[Giovanni]

This is a random forum game I thought up of when watching naruto amvs. The point of it is basicaly think of a random situation where a character or person, real, fictional or otherwise fails or loses in some funny/ridiculous way, and then have Uchiha Itachi come in after that and say "....because you lack hatred." The point is just to get laughs...so lets see what you have....I shall start.

Sephiroth: " Why....why am I still inferior to Kefka despite having a larger fanbase and more popular game!"

Itachi: .."Because you lack hatred."